"I have never taken any exercise, except..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“There are lies, damned lies and statistics.”

“Travel is fatal to bigotry.”

“Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.”

“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”

“I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.”

“I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.”

“You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone.”

“You will always win if you make an effort, no matter how much. However, if you failed it means you were too lazy.”

“I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.”