"You can say any fool thing to..." - Quote by Dave Barry
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!
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“If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can't seem to locate the deodorant, huh?”
“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”
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“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”
“It's not me who can't keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.”
“With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now”