"A new poll reveals that 56% of..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“When in doubt, make funny faces.”

“I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.”

“Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.”

“If you can't beat them or join them, then do something weird. No matter how much the passengers eat, the weight of the plane stays the same. Do you sometimes feel that you are necessary but not sufficient?”

“Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?”

“There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”

“A true artist takes no notice whatever of the public. The public to him are non-existent.”

“This country has far more problems than it deserves and far more solutions than it applies.”

“Every one knows that there are no real forests in England.The deer in the parks of the great are demurely domestic cattle, fat as London alderman.”