"England manufactures most of the world's airline..." - Quote by Dave Barry
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.
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“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”
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“[When asked how it felt to be a female prime minister:] I don't know: I've never experienced the alternative.”
“Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it's gonna take a while. I don't have time. Scrambled!”
“I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I know I'm right.”
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“Food is everything we are. It's an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It's inseparable from those from the get-go.”
“I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.”
“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”