āYou are never too old to become younger!ā
āI made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.ā
āPour him out of here!ā
āIf a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!ā
āToo much of a good thing can be wonderful.ā
āKeep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.ā
āNor age so eat up my invention.ā
āHave you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?ā
āSome smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time.ā