"Pour him out of here!..." - Quote by Mae West

“Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.”

“Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.”

“I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.”

“There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly.”

“Go, bid the soldiers shoot.”

“Smee! Raise the Ladies!”

“Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.”

“I should be sorry to think it was the publishers themselves they got up this entire little flutter to enable them to unload a book that was taking too much room in their cellars, but you can never tell what a publisher will do. I have been one myself.”

“Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?”