“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.”

“When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.”

“Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the great image of authority-a dog's obeyed in office.”

“Shall remain! Hear you this Triton of the minnows? Mark you His absolute 'shall'?”