"With all due respect, I am against..." - Quote by John Kennedy

“I have a reputation for taking on governors a lot more powerful than me.”

“People see things differently and remember things differently. It's why if somebody robs a liquor store and there are four witnesses they'll often disagree.”

“I don't think anybody in America ought to be scared.”

“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”

“Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.”

“I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.”

“[The Cretans have] more wit than words.”

“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”

“That it should still be necessary, at this late stage in the senility of the human race to argue that women have a fine and fluent intelligence is surely an eloquent proof of the defective observation, incurable prejudice, and general imbecility of their lords and masters.”