"Some people think of the glass as..." - Quote by George Carlin
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
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“The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.”
“You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos”
“Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.”
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“I'd rather be optimistic and wrong than pessimistic and right.”
“It is not right to vex ourselves at things, for they care not about it.”
“We should read history as little critically as we consider the landscape, and be more interested by the atmospheric tints and various lights and shades which the intervening spaces create than by its groundwork and composition.”