"They say that instead of cursing the..." - Quote by George Carlin

“We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.”

“There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.”

“Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard”

“Cities degrade us by magnifying trifles.”

“History never embraces more than a small part of reality”

“It is easy to be wise on behalf of others than to be so for ourselves.”

“I have come to know the mutability of all human relationships and have learned to insulate myself against both heat and cold so that a temperature balance is fairly well assured.”

“We denote this primary wisdom as Intuition, whilst all later teachings are tuitions.”

“A woman's intuition has often proved truer than a man's arrogant assumption of knowledge.”