"I guess I've got a smart wife...." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“It's fun; baseball's fun.”

“You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, "Go play with your brothers." If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.”

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]”

“I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.”

“Botany is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.”

“A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.”

“My wife and I had children when we were children ourselves.”

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

“Kiss me, Kate, we shall be married o'Sunday”