"If my father was alive to hear..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

“Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]”

“If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.”

“What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.”

“I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.”

“Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.”

“My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play.”

“We were poor. But my mom never accepted that. She worked hard to become a residential contractor - got her master's with honors at the University of New Orleans. I used to go to every class with her. Her father was my paternal figure.”

“To us, our house was not unsentient matter -- it had a heart, and a soul, and eyes to see us with; and approvals and solicitudes and deep sympathies; it was of us, and we were in its confidence, and lived in its grace and in the peace of its benediction.”