"I do not like green eggs and..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.”

“If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.”

“It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.”

“I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.”

“I was a smart kid, but I hated school.”

“for he is such a disagreeable man, that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by him.”

“'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”

“I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.”

“McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.”