"Movies and television don't make you violent;..." - Quote by George Carlin

“My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'”

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

“I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.”

“Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. Those who decide what news you will or will not hear are paid by, and tolerated purely at the whim of, those who hold economic power. If the parent corporation doesn't want you to know something, it won't be on the news. Period. Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up.”

“Winelibrary.tv was about building personal brand equity. It was a business move. Now, it was totally surrounded by a passion for wine, but I very much gave a lot of thought to doing a sports-video blog instead.”

“I don't believe what the papers are saying They're just out to capture my dime, Exaggerating this, exaggerating that.”

“How many pistols smoking coming from a broken family?”

“I don't advocate violence; but if a man steps on my toes, I'll step on his.”

“First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.”