“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.”

“It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!”

“I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!”

“Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.”

“Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.”

“If your watch is slow by just four minutes, that's not much - unless you've been warned that if you're even one minute late ever again you will be fired. Then four minutes make a big difference.”

“He that despiseth small things will perish by little and little.”

“Success is in the details.”

“My endeavorsHave ever come too short of my desires.Yet filed with my abilities.”

“To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.”

“...lest too light winning make the prize light.”

“How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.”

“The cannon will not suffer any other sound to be heard for miles and for years around it.”

“A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.”