"Avoid being seized by the police. The..." - Quote by Hunter S Thompson
Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.
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“This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."”
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'”
“The police have enough work to keep them busy regulating automobile traffic, preventing robberies and crimes of violence and helping lost children and little old ladies find their way home. As long as the police confine themselves to such activities they are respected friends of the public. But as soon as they begin inquiring into people's private morals, they become nothing more than armed clergymen.”