"Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and..." - Quote by Hunter S Thompson
Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach
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“"Drugs" are not necessarily narcotics. The narcotic is one type of drug and coffee is a drug... booze is a drug... many drugs.... They're all around us.”
“I was 22 when JFK was murdered, and I will never recover from it... Never.”
“They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think.”
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“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”
“Every man knows the smell of his own fart.”
“Although a science fair can seem like a big "pain" it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton's First Law of Inertia, which states: "A body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 p.m. the night before the science fair project is due, at which point the body will come rushing to the body's parents, who are already in their pajamas, and shout, 'I JUST REMEMBERED THE SCIENCE FAIR IS TOMORROW AND WE GOTTA GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW!'"”
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“My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.”
“To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.”
“There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.”