"Men are April when they woo, December..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast.”

“Methinks a father Is at the nuptial of his son a guest That best becomes the table.”

“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever,- One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never.”

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”

“A woman wishes to mother a man simply because she sees into his helplessness, his need of an amiable environment, his touching self-delusion.”

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”

“The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness”

“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

“Friends will be much apart. They will respect more each other's privacy than their communion.”