“With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.”

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”

“When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.”

“Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.”

“When will all the rhetorical questions end?”

“It is in the interest of the wage-earner to have many other alternatives open to him than service under one all-powerful employer called the State”

“I've never been very fully employed either.”

“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”