"The trouble with Nixon is that he's..." - Quote by Hunter S Thompson

“It gave me a strange feeling, and the rest of that night I didn’t say much, but merely sat there and drank, trying to decide if I was getting older and wiser, or just plain old.”

“We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're dazed and confused. The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic.”

“We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?”

“The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.”

“...the first step in the revolution by the working class, is to raise the proletariat to the position of ruling class, to win the battle for democracy.”

“Balanced budget requirements seem more likely to produce accounting ingenuity than genuinely balanced budgets.”

“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”

“Now that I understand that I'm an addict, I definitely have compassion for my mother. I get it.”

“After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.”