"The worst of marriage is that it..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.”

“I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.”

“Philadelphia is the most pecksniffian of American cities, and thus probably leads the world.”

“You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'”

“Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.”

“Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee.”

“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.”

“Moral severity in women is only a dress or paint which they use to set off their beauty.”

“Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.”