"Humor is one of the elements of..." - Quote by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“The solution of every problem is another problem”

“My worthy friend, gray are all theoriesAnd green alone Life's golden tree.”

“A leaf that is destined to grow large is full of grooves and wrinkles at the start. Now if one has no patience and wants it smooth offhand like a willow leaf, there is trouble ahead.”

“When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.”

“I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.”

“Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”

“You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.”

“The earlier works of a man of genius are always preferred to the newer ones, in order to prove that he is going down instead of up.”

“There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.”