“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”

“She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.”

“Imma be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.”

“My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.”

“My morals went when the president got oral.”

“I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.”

“Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little for a great praise: only this commendation I can afford her, that were she other than she is, she were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I do not like her. (Benedick, from Much Ado About Nothing)”

“I can see he's not in your good books,' said the messenger. 'No, and if he were I would burn my library.”