"Is it a good hot dog? That’s..." - Quote by Anthony Bourdain
Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of my colon is that important compared to pleasure. As a chef, I’m not your dietitian or your ethicist. I’m in the pleasure business …. My responsibility is to give you the most delicious tomato that I can afford, given the circumstances, and maybe increase the likelihood that you get laid after dinner.
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“I'd love to play bass with Parliament Funkadelic, but I can't play bass, so I don't think that's going to happen.”
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“I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.”
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
“I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!”