"People who own everything know how to..." - Quote by George Carlin

“My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.”

“I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.”

“A pear is a failed apple.”

“Threats to freedom of speech, writing and action, though often trivial in isolation, are cumulative in their effect and, unless checked, lead to a general disrespect for the rights of the citizen.”

“But there are some situations of the human mind in which good sense has very little power.”

“My falcon now is sharp and passing empty, and till she stoop she must not be full-gorged, for then she never looks upon her lure.”

“If you make a sale, you can make a living. If you make an investment of time and good service in a customer, you can make a fortune.”

“Wealth is in applications of mind to nature; and the art of getting rich consists not in industry, much less in saving, but in a better order, in timeliness, in being at the right spot.”

“Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.”