"A man always blames the woman who..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”

“The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.”

“Democracy is grounded upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected by a rigid system of taboos, else even halfwits would argue it to pieces. Its first concern must be to penalize the free play of ideas.”

“We are praised or blamed, as the one or the other may be expedient, for displaying to advantage our power of discernment.”

“Do not blame the food because you have no appetite.”

“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.”

“If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money.”

“When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?”

“Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.”