"You can't be the fastest gun in..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”

“When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”

“Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltiness of time.”

“What one has wished for in youth, in old age one has in abundance.”

“Don't look at me like I've gotten old or something like that.”

“What a liberation to realize that the 'voice in my head' is not who I am. 'Who am I, then?' The one who sees that.”

“We need to see, and agree that what we seek already lives within us, and we within it. Now we know our one great task: watch for whatever promises us freedom, and then quietly, consciously refuse to see ourselves through the eyes of what we know is incomplete. Then we live wholeness itself, instead of spending our lives looking for it.”

“The purpose of art: to make the unconscious conscious.”