"I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.”

“School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.”

“The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”

“Democracy is just a filler for textbooks! Do you actually believe that public opinion influences the government?”

“I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world - no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.”

“The theory behind representative government is that superior men-or at least men not inferior to the average in ability and integrity-are chosen to manage the public business, and that they carry on this work with reasonable intelligence and honest. There is little support for that theory in known facts.”

“True love is just like regular love, but with more truth.”

“Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.”

“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”