"On being the guest of honor at..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.”

“He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.”

“It's fun; baseball's fun.”

“So much has been given me I have no time to ponder over that which has been denied.”

“This is enough was always true. We just haven't seen it.”

“Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be stricken blind. Hear the music of voices, the song of birds, the mighty strains of an orchestra as if you would be stricken deaf tomorrow . . . Smell the perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell and taste again. Glory in all the facts of pleasure and beauty which the world reveals to you.”

“Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.”

“What I want to know is: Why is it important to have visible stomach muscles? I grew up in an era (the Paleolithic) when people kept their stomach muscles discreetly out of sight.”

“If there really is such a thing as turning in one's grave, Shakespeare must get a lot of exercise.”