"He should not be here, " said..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“Not here not there not anywhere!”

“People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.”

“It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.”

“I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.”

“I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived -- my breakfast supplied only two ideas -- that the rolls were good and the butter bad.”

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

“Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot. Take thou what course thou wilt.”

“Unless discipline is rooted in nonviolence, it might prove to be a source of infinite mischief.”

“In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.”