I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.
“I'm thought of as this pissy, complaining, freaked-out schizophrenic who wants to kill himself all the time.”
“I like to feel prejudice towards people who are prejudice”
“I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I just can't believe it.”
“One should never make one's entrance with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one's old age.”
“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”
“A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
“Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.”
“I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”