"The status quo sucks...." - Quote by George Carlin

“Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.”

“When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?”

“Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!”

“Expect change. Analyze the landscape. Take the opportunities. Stop being the chess piece; become the player. It's your move.”

“In this life many demolitions are actually renovations.”

“And still, the best of us build, and reach monetary gains. Some of us kill, but still, most of us can change.”

“Most of a modest woman's life was spent, after all, in denying what, in one day at least of every year, was made obvious.”

“We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.”

“Every time you think of doing some charity, you think there is some beggar to take your charity. If you say, "O Lord, let the world be full of charitable people!" - you mean, let the world be full of beggars also. Let the world be full of good works - let the world be full of misery. This is out-and-out slavishness!”