Never answer an anonymous letter.
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”
“I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.”
“It is easy to be wise on behalf of others than to be so for ourselves.”
“Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards”
“Το know how to profit by good advice, requires nearly as much ability as to know how to act for one'self.”
“Language is the chief means and index of a nation's progress.”
“If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.”
“Great communicators leave their audiences with great clarity.”