"Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”

“There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of course, I have no idea how you'd break in, but there must be a way. They have all these shows and they need jokes and somebody is writing them.”

“If for some reason you are unsure where to go, all you have to do is stand there looking lost, and within seconds a helpful New Yorker will approach to see if you have any "spare" change.”

“I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.”

“It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?”

“I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.”

“A delightful form of government, anarchic and motley, assigning a kind of equality indiscriminately to equals and unequals alike!”

“Marx's Kapital is not a treatise on socialism; it is a gerrymand against the bourgeoisie. It was supposed to be written for the working class, but the working man respects the bourgeoisie and wants to be a bourgeoisie. Marx never got a hold of him for a moment. It was the revolting sons of the bourgeoisie itself, like myself, that painted the flag red. The middle and upper classes are the revolutionary element in society. The proletariat is the conservative element.”

“I regard reduction in Federal spending as one of the most important issues in this campaign. In my opinion it is the most direct and effective contribution that Government can make to business.”