"To enter Europe, you must have a..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.”

“A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.”

“There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.”

“Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?”

“If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.”

“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.”

“People are generally proud of their food. A willingness to eat and drink with people without fear and prejudice... they open up to you in ways that somebody visiting who is driven by a story may not get.”

“I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.”

“No well-run yacht basin in Southern waters is complete without at least two sun-burned, salt bleached-headed Esthonians who are waiting for a check from their last article. When it comes they will set sail to another yacht basin and write another saga.”