"I look just like the girls next..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“'Wrecking Ball' is a great song.”

“I never have changed in my taste, and the things that I love, and the way that I act, and all that. I never wanted to change, I just wanted to be successful, and be able to do more things for more people, and for myself as well.”

“I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'”

“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”

“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

“The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.”

“I just try to stay half way decent looking. Boxing's a rough sport and you get hit a lot.”

“God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.”

“He had a cringing manner, but a very harsh voice; and his blandest smiles were so extremely forbidding, that to have had his company under the least repulsive circumstances, one would have wished him to be out of temper that he might only scowl.”