"Well, I used to look like this..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“What Time Is It? You Mean Now?”

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.”

“If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.”

“I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.”

“One has not great hopes from Birmingham. I always say there is something direful in the sound.”

“I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.”

“Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.”

“Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?”