"Old married people look so much alike..." - Quote by Albert Camus
Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.
More by Albert Camus
“Psychology is action, not thinking about oneself. We continue to shape our personality all our life. To know oneself, one should assert oneself.”
“Men who have greatness within them don't go in for politics.”
“The primordial sea indefatigably repeats the same words and casts up the same astonished beings on the same sea-shore.”
More on Marriage
“It was as if they had leapt over the arduous cavalry of conjugal life and gone straight to the heart of love. They were together in silence like an old married couple wary of life, beyond the pitfalls of passion, beyond the brutal mockery of hope and the phantoms of disillusion: beyond love. For they had lived together long enough to know that love was always love, anytime and anyplace, but it was more solid the closer it came to death.”
“Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
“I loved the fact that Obama is multi-racial. I thought that was terrific, as my wife is the same racial make-up.”
More on Humor
“Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.”