"If a movie is described as a..." - Quote by George Carlin
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
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“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.”
“Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?”
“You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.”
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“The most sincere form of love is love for food”
“I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously.”
“Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with.”
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“Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives.”
“People associate me with a time when movies were pleasant, when women wore pretty dresses in films and you heard beautiful music. I always love it when people write me and and say 'I was having a rotten time, and I walked into a cinema and saw one of your movies, and it made such a difference.'”
“Movies are fun, but they are no cure for cancer.”