"I'm kinda rather make people laugh I..." - Quote by Eminem

“Seize the moment and dont squander it. Cause you never know when it all could be over.”

“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”

“But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.”

“I made the decision to quit show business. Give up the skintight dresses and manicured smiles. The false concern over sentimental lyrics. I would never again work to make people smile inanely and would take on the responsibility of making them think.”

“A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.”

“Those who do not trust enough should not be trusted.”

“God put self-pity by the side of despair like the cure by the side of the disease.”

“We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too big for the body.”

“Allow me to assure you, that suspicion and jealousy never did help any man in any situation.”