"You basically can say anything to someone..." - Quote by Kanye West

“In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?”

“Okay, for me, first of all, dopeness is what I like the most.”

“I ain't crazy, I'm just not satisfied.”

“I speak and the child plays: who can be more serious than we are?”

“She tried to be calm, and leave things to take their course; and tried to dwell much on this argument of rational dependence – “Surely, if there be constant attachment on each side, our hearts must understand each other ere long. We are not boy and girl, to be captiously irritable, misled by every moment’s inadvertence, and wantonly playing with our own happiness.” And yet, a few minutes afterwards, she felt as if their being in company with each other, under their present circumstances, could only be exposing them to inadvertencies and misconstructions of the most mischievous kind.”

“For precisely when concepts fail one,Words are found at the right time.”

“You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'”

“OK, so what's the speed of dark?”

“I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.”