Pop Culture Quotes

“My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.”

“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”

“I'll be like Scarlett O'Hara-I'll think about it tomorrow.”

“You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.”

“Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.”

“Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts.”

“I never seen snakes on a plane”

“If there hadn't been an Elvis, there wouldn't have been the Beatles.”

“Before Elvis there was nothing.”

“Nothing affected me until I heard Elvis. Without Elvis there would be no Beatles.”

“Without Jimmy (James) Dean the Beatles would never have existed.”

“Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?”

“Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard”

“Long before being nerdy was cool, there was Leonard Nimoy.”

“Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.”

“England? England is in London right?”

“Me and Marcus Allen went over to see NicoleWe heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on holdKilled em both and smeared blood on the white Bronco”

“Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield Gets Spayed, and you'll see a half-dozen books telling you how to be excellent: In Search of Excellence, Finding Excellence, Grasping Hold of Excellence, Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night So the Cleaning Personnel Don't Steal It, etc.”

“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.”