"It's legal for men to be floorwalkers..." - Quote by George Carlin

“No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.”

“Mother's milk leads to everything.”

“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.”

“Times don't change. Men do.”

“Through want of enterprise and faith men are where they are, buying and selling and spending their lives like servants.”

“A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses.”

“There are no rules, no models; rather, there are no rules other than the general laws of Nature.”

“The laws of Nature take precedence of all human laws. The purpose of all human laws is one - to defeat the laws of Nature. This is the case among all the nations, both civilized and savage. It is a grotesquerie, but when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.”

“The laws of each are convertible into the laws of any other.”