"Sometimes they laugh at things I don't..." - Quote by Mike Tyson

“I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.”

“I'm going to gut you like a fish.”

“I know I'm going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future.”

“Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.”

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

“Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.”

“Movies took you right up to the edge but kept you safe.”

“I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.”

“We are given in our newspapers and on TV and radio exactly what we, the public, insist on having, and this very frequently is mediocre information and mediocre entertainment.”