"The owner of a Florida massage parlor..." - Quote by George Carlin
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
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“I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist.”
“Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere”
“Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.”
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“There is a law in each well-ordered nationTo curb those raging appetites that areMost disobedient and refractory.”
“The whole idea of equal justice under law is completely incompatible with the idea of judges deciding cases according to "empathy".”
“But I wonder where we will land if trial judges begin deciding that the fact that a man has committed an atrocious crime is proof sufficient that he is not responsible for his acts.”