"As soon as someone is identified as..." - Quote by George Carlin

“What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.”

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”

“No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.”

“After I won the Pulitzer, there was this sense of, 'OK, that's enough for you. Now go away.' What I wanted was to keep writing, keep working. But no one would produce anything of mine they didn't think would be as big as ''night, Mother.'”

“As a general rule, the longer a man's fame is likely to last, the later it will be in coming; for all excellent products require time for their development.”

“It is not a case of our people...wanting either separation or integration. The use of these words actually clouds the real picture. The 22 million Afro-Americans don't seek either separation or integration. They seek recognition and respect as human beings.”

“Poor is the nation that has no heroes, but poorer still is the nation that having heroes, fails to remember and honor them.”

“As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.”

“To a valet no man is a hero.”