"You wouldn't know it, from some of..." - Quote by George Carlin
You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.
More by George Carlin
“We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.”
“The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."”
“I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.”
More on Human Interaction
“I find that when I've seen a certain number of people my mind becomes like an old match box -- the part one strikes on, I mean.”
“I don't mind looking to the camera - it's people that throw me.”
“Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.”