"Ah, if he could only die temporarily!..." - Quote by Mark Twain
Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
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“An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.”
“Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.”
“Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.”
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“You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.”
“I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!”
“I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.”