"Ah, if he could only die temporarily!..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.”

“Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.”

“Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.”

“You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.”

“I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!”

“I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.”

“Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.”

“Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.”

“I don't want him to live forever, and I know that he's not going to live forever whether I want him to or not.”