"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]”

“Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.”

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]”

“Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.”

“You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.”

“Friendship, like credit, is highest when it is not used.”

“He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.”

“You can't really know where you are going until you know where you have been.”

“It is the duty of the human understanding to understand that there are things which it cannot understand, and what those things are. Human understanding has vulgarly occupied itself with nothing but understanding, but if it would only take the trouble to understand itself at the same time it would simply have to posit the paradox.”