"When good Americans die, they go to..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“He is fond of being misunderstood. It gives him a post of vantage.”

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

“I have never given adoration to any body except myself.”

“The only constant is change. Unless you get a small group of neighbors together to stop it.”

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”

“Tina Fey and I have 15 things in development: 'Laverne and Shirley', 'Starsky and Hutch 3', 'Cagney and Lacey', 'Wonder Twins Activate From Two Hot Broads', 'Little House on the Prairie: The Musical: The Movie'.”

“What gives value to travel is fear. It is a fact that, at a certain moment, when we are so far from our own country, we are seized by a vague fear and an instinctive desire to go back to the protection of old habits. I look upon it more as an occasion for testing.”

“Coming back to America was, for me, much more of a culture shock than going to India. The people in the Indian countryside don't use their intellect like we do, they use their intuition instead, and their intuition is far more developed than in the rest of the world. Intuition is a very powerful thing, more powerful than intellect in my opinion. That's had a big impact on my work.”

“Wherever my travels may lead, paradise is where I am.”