"How can a you hit and think..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]”

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.”

“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”

“Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.”

“Thinking is one of the most important weapons in dealing with problems”

“Thinking is only a small aspect of consciousness. Thought cannot exist without consciousness, but consciousness does not need thought”

“Sometimes people need to experience acute suffering before the thinking and the awareness of the consciousness separate. People then realize there is another dimension in them that is not thinking but the ability to be aware of thinking. It is not emotion but the ability to be aware of emotion.”